Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Monday, July 21, 2008
Of How Random People Waste Their Time.
Remember when Joey used the thesaurus for every word in a letter of recommendation for Monica and Chandler as good adoptive parents?!
I received a private message on Orkut from a random visitor, who according to me did a Joey there or is probably doing a bad job of using his newly learnt GRE vocabulary!
Here is the prolix prose of this (un)prolific person:
If this greatly interests you, then you can find more about him by reading this:
Ahem!... Hope you've had much fun reading this...
Cheers!
I received a private message on Orkut from a random visitor, who according to me did a Joey there or is probably doing a bad job of using his newly learnt GRE vocabulary!
Here is the prolix prose of this (un)prolific person:
Read your profile and developed a torrid desire to become friend of yours, if your volition is involved in it. I m soliciting in front of you for your friendship.
Yes we are arrant aliens and I presage that your friendship will be salutary for me and it will be a source of entrenchment for me. I have a fervent desire to be comrade of yours.
It will provide delectation and exhilaration to me in inordinate amount.
Don't take it as an act of blandishment. There is no casuistry and skulduggery involved in this message.
Wheedling in front of such a complaisant and suggestible person like you to become my friend, will be very much tawdry.
Ask me anything in your candour and I will give you reply in all my somberness.
Give me one chance and it won't be untoward and dolorous for you.
Do take your own time and there is no exigency from my side. You can rebuff this plea if it is not assimilated by you.
I must ask for amnesty if you don't like my way of approaching you as a friend and if the above way turned out to be lumbering and ungainly for you, give me retort only if your visceral reactions and self-assurance permit you.
Don't give me any ripostes if you presage that my opinions are of emphatic and dogmatic nature and if it fails to reach a convenant.
You can repeal and execrate this request anytime if you are not filliped by my verve of asking you for friendship and if it has turned out be a repellant stuff for you.
Sorry if you felt mortified after reading this message of mine and if it is baleful for you.
Take great care.
If this greatly interests you, then you can find more about him by reading this:
Before some time, I was very petrified about my "Nemesis" and was very indolent. Now I have turned out to be a "Nihilist" one. I hate the spread eagles, spurious, capricious and uncouth ones who harbour parochial and insular views. I can't rivulet ludicrous, claptrap excuses and thats why being termed as "petulant" and "tantrum" one as I expostulate a lot with orthodox ones and I hate their nonchalant shrugs. Usually I don't listen to anyone and insanely remain engaged in only such activities, which my soul permits me to do, and I expatiate upon all the inclinations of mine, and therefore always remain alive in my figmentations. I do have "IDEE FIXE" in accomplishing the activies independenly choosen by me and feeling neophyte all the times while cracking the codes. Thats why I have always been a very fastidious one. This is only the biggest sooth of my life. Whatever I do whether it is love,hate, respect or flirt, I do it in a very candid and sincere fashion by putting my every tooth and nail into all the above mentioned colossal acts to make them pristine and virtuous. Very impragmatic and placid for my loved ones, and very belligerent & snappish for my enemies and snooty ones. I m an authoritarian, martinet, recalcitrant, intractable and a pure rebellion against any perverse acts around me. I can't live without my dear ones and always remain entangled with those for whom I m a "blue eyed one" so as to make blissful moments and "Nirvana" in my life. Relish fast driving, fun on the run, obsessesion with movie making and luv to help poverished ones r among by bad habits. Monomaniac with respect to commiting outrageous things and at the same time can't accept substandard stuff and keep on surpassing tortuous blocks , though remaining embroiled most of the times as I suffer from hysteria thats why I get placcable with least efforts. I enjoy my "vagabond" cum "juvenile" image nicely. May God saves Libid ones from me. At the same time I always respect "army ones", because with the blessings of them only, we r alive.
I always try to create exultation and ecstacy in exiguous amount for my loved ones.
In addition to the above, I m known for my "Cacography". I m a "Lameduck" in this facet.
Ahem!... Hope you've had much fun reading this...
Cheers!
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Puss in Boots.
We met entirely by chance. And he burrowed into my life so unobtrusively that I find it hard to believe he hadn't always been there. Our story has only just begun...
Once upon a time, a very long time ago, there lived a poor miller with three sons. When the miller died he left his mill to his oldest son and the mule to his second son. He left his third son his cat.
But this was an unusual cat, because this cat could speak! "If you will make me a pair of boots we will always have good luck," the cat said. The boots were made and then, as if by magic, a whole set of clothes appeared! There were velvet trousers, a silk shirt, a fine red jacket, a sword and a large hat with a very beautiful feather. Dressed in his new clothes, the cat looked quite splendid.
He set off for the royal palace with a large fat rabbit which he had caught. " My master, the Marquis of Carabas, sends you this gift," he said proudly, as he bowed deeply.
He took a new gift every day, and the king was pleased with tht presents. He pretended that he had heard of the Marquis. But, of course the cat had just made up that name!
One day, Puss in Boots heard that the king and his daughter were going to the river. "Go down to the river to swim," he told his master, "and stay there until I call you."
The young man went into the water, and Puss hid his ragged clothes. Soon the king came by, and Puss called out, "Help! Help! The Marquis of Carabas is drowning!"
The king's footmen helped the young man out and the cunning Puss said that Marquis' clothes had been stolen while he was swimming! Immediately the king ordered some fine clothes to be brought from the palace for the young man.
The miller's son looked very handsome in his new clothes, and the king's daughter fell in love with him. They went together to the palace.
Puss ran ahead of the carriage, and asked all the people in the countryside to tell the king that the land belonged to the Marquis of Carabas, and that he was a good master.
When the king heard all they said about the Marquis of Carabas he was very impressed. He liked the young man very much, and thought that he would make an excellent husband for the princess.
Puss in Boots was still busy with his cunning plans! He came to the large castle which was the home of a giant who had great powers of magic. Puss ran up to the great doors and told the servants that he had a message from the Marquis of Carabas.
He made his master sound very important, and the servants led him through the dark dusty rooms to the giant's door.
At last he was face to face with the giant.
"I have heard of your magic powers," said the Puss, with a grand flourish of his hat, "and I have travelled far to see them for myself. Can you really change yourself into whatever you wish? Could you become a mule, or an elephant, or a fierce lion?"
"Indeed I can," thundered the huge giant.
"I can turn into any creature I wish to."
And quick as a flash, he became a mule, and an elephant, and then a fierce growling lion.
"How wonderful!" said Puss. "I see you have truly amazing powesr. You have shown me how large and ferocious you can be. But is it possible for a big fellow like you to become as small as a mouse?"
"That is much more difficult," said the giant, "but I can do it."
He closed his eyes, and concentrated very hard. Then, suddenly, he became a small brown mouse scampering about the room.
This was all that Puss wanted. With one quick stroke he pounced on the mouse and killed it! The wicked giant was dead, and the sun shone again through the dark and dreary castle.
Puss ran to the door of the castle just as the king's carriage came rumbling by. The king and his daughter and the miller's son were riding in it.
"Welcome!" called Puss. "Welcome to the castle of the Marquis of Carabas."
They all went in, and a fine feast awaited them. After dining the miller's son and the princess told the king that they loved each other and they wanted to be married.
The king was delighted, and everyone in the kingdomwas invited to the wedding. There was great joy and feasting throughout the land.
Puss in Boots, a very special guest, indeed, looked grand in his fine clothes.
Only the miller's son knew that all his good fortune was due to Puss in Boots, and he was grateful to him forever.
The miller's youngest son would never be poor again, and he and the princess and their faithful friend, Puss in Boots, all lived happily ever after.
...but this is not our story. I mean, we are going to have a happily-ever-after, just that this isn't our story. This is Charles Perrault's story, and this is my way of acknowledging his great contribution to our story.
*Blush*
Once upon a time, a very long time ago, there lived a poor miller with three sons. When the miller died he left his mill to his oldest son and the mule to his second son. He left his third son his cat.
But this was an unusual cat, because this cat could speak! "If you will make me a pair of boots we will always have good luck," the cat said. The boots were made and then, as if by magic, a whole set of clothes appeared! There were velvet trousers, a silk shirt, a fine red jacket, a sword and a large hat with a very beautiful feather. Dressed in his new clothes, the cat looked quite splendid.
He set off for the royal palace with a large fat rabbit which he had caught. " My master, the Marquis of Carabas, sends you this gift," he said proudly, as he bowed deeply.
He took a new gift every day, and the king was pleased with tht presents. He pretended that he had heard of the Marquis. But, of course the cat had just made up that name!
One day, Puss in Boots heard that the king and his daughter were going to the river. "Go down to the river to swim," he told his master, "and stay there until I call you."
The young man went into the water, and Puss hid his ragged clothes. Soon the king came by, and Puss called out, "Help! Help! The Marquis of Carabas is drowning!"
The king's footmen helped the young man out and the cunning Puss said that Marquis' clothes had been stolen while he was swimming! Immediately the king ordered some fine clothes to be brought from the palace for the young man.
The miller's son looked very handsome in his new clothes, and the king's daughter fell in love with him. They went together to the palace.
Puss ran ahead of the carriage, and asked all the people in the countryside to tell the king that the land belonged to the Marquis of Carabas, and that he was a good master.
When the king heard all they said about the Marquis of Carabas he was very impressed. He liked the young man very much, and thought that he would make an excellent husband for the princess.
Puss in Boots was still busy with his cunning plans! He came to the large castle which was the home of a giant who had great powers of magic. Puss ran up to the great doors and told the servants that he had a message from the Marquis of Carabas.
He made his master sound very important, and the servants led him through the dark dusty rooms to the giant's door.
At last he was face to face with the giant.
"I have heard of your magic powers," said the Puss, with a grand flourish of his hat, "and I have travelled far to see them for myself. Can you really change yourself into whatever you wish? Could you become a mule, or an elephant, or a fierce lion?"
"Indeed I can," thundered the huge giant.
"I can turn into any creature I wish to."
And quick as a flash, he became a mule, and an elephant, and then a fierce growling lion.
"How wonderful!" said Puss. "I see you have truly amazing powesr. You have shown me how large and ferocious you can be. But is it possible for a big fellow like you to become as small as a mouse?"
"That is much more difficult," said the giant, "but I can do it."
He closed his eyes, and concentrated very hard. Then, suddenly, he became a small brown mouse scampering about the room.
This was all that Puss wanted. With one quick stroke he pounced on the mouse and killed it! The wicked giant was dead, and the sun shone again through the dark and dreary castle.
Puss ran to the door of the castle just as the king's carriage came rumbling by. The king and his daughter and the miller's son were riding in it.
"Welcome!" called Puss. "Welcome to the castle of the Marquis of Carabas."
They all went in, and a fine feast awaited them. After dining the miller's son and the princess told the king that they loved each other and they wanted to be married.
The king was delighted, and everyone in the kingdomwas invited to the wedding. There was great joy and feasting throughout the land.
Puss in Boots, a very special guest, indeed, looked grand in his fine clothes.
Only the miller's son knew that all his good fortune was due to Puss in Boots, and he was grateful to him forever.
The miller's youngest son would never be poor again, and he and the princess and their faithful friend, Puss in Boots, all lived happily ever after.
...but this is not our story. I mean, we are going to have a happily-ever-after, just that this isn't our story. This is Charles Perrault's story, and this is my way of acknowledging his great contribution to our story.
*Blush*
Friday, June 20, 2008
Contemplating The Changes.
Looking back on the year that was, a good year? Can't make up my mind. I would've labelled it one of the crappiest years ever... except June.
Everything changed in June.
All questions of cosmic magnitude resolved with a plain and simple "yes".
(Who would've thought that answer to the ultimate question was not really 42, it was "yes"!?!)
I've gone from lost to found!
From None to N!
From single to engaged!
From PhD to job!
From USA to UK!
From sad to happy! (literally!)
Life should look a lot more complex looking at the changes. Suprisingly it does not. Probably because I still haven't really digested the magnanimity of it all? Probably I'm too happy to look at the lows? Probably I'm still lingering in my perpetually confused state of mind?
No! I haven't been saner in making a decision, or faster, or more sure, or never ever has a decision felt so right.
I'm happy and that is all that matters anyways :D
Looking back some years from today, I will reminisce with N sitting by my side, how stupendiferous 2008 had been for us!
I will not remember this as a bad year, ever!
To many, happy changes! Cheers!
Everything changed in June.
All questions of cosmic magnitude resolved with a plain and simple "yes".
(Who would've thought that answer to the ultimate question was not really 42, it was "yes"!?!)
I've gone from lost to found!
From None to N!
From single to engaged!
From PhD to job!
From USA to UK!
From sad to happy! (literally!)
Life should look a lot more complex looking at the changes. Suprisingly it does not. Probably because I still haven't really digested the magnanimity of it all? Probably I'm too happy to look at the lows? Probably I'm still lingering in my perpetually confused state of mind?
No! I haven't been saner in making a decision, or faster, or more sure, or never ever has a decision felt so right.
I'm happy and that is all that matters anyways :D
Looking back some years from today, I will reminisce with N sitting by my side, how stupendiferous 2008 had been for us!
I will not remember this as a bad year, ever!
To many, happy changes! Cheers!
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Of Reasons To Avoid Cooking.
All grad-students at some time or the other face the cooking burn-out.
I was brainstorming the highest used reasons for eating out:
(List not jotted down with respect to preference or the frequency)
"Too much work" ('tis never really so)
"No decision on WHO should cook"
"All tv-meals are already consumed"
"No food at all" (that's like the most valid reason)
"No breakfast cereal left" ('cause breakfast cereal make for excellent, healthy lunches and dinners!)
"Too bored to cook today"
"I've had a brilliant day at work, let's celebrate!"
"My advisor was pissed with me, I need some cheering!"
"Don't know what to cook?!"
"I'm in a mood to cook something exotic, I wish I had the ingredients..."
"Life is a bitch and she just had babies, all bitches!"
"There is a new place that opened in town, let's check it out!"
Can't think of anymore reasons right now. But I'm sure there are many, many, many more... and I will keep adding to this space. :)
Happy Cooking Everyone! :D
I was brainstorming the highest used reasons for eating out:
(List not jotted down with respect to preference or the frequency)
"Too much work" ('tis never really so)
"No decision on WHO should cook"
"All tv-meals are already consumed"
"No food at all" (that's like the most valid reason)
"No breakfast cereal left" ('cause breakfast cereal make for excellent, healthy lunches and dinners!)
"Too bored to cook today"
"I've had a brilliant day at work, let's celebrate!"
"My advisor was pissed with me, I need some cheering!"
"Don't know what to cook?!"
"I'm in a mood to cook something exotic, I wish I had the ingredients..."
"Life is a bitch and she just had babies, all bitches!"
"There is a new place that opened in town, let's check it out!"
Can't think of anymore reasons right now. But I'm sure there are many, many, many more... and I will keep adding to this space. :)
Happy Cooking Everyone! :D
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol
We'll do it all
Everything
On our own
We don't need
Anything
Or anyone
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel
Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life
Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads
I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life
All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see
I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Monday, June 9, 2008
Bubbly - Colbie Caillat
I've been awake for a while now
You've got me feelin' like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place
They start in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
The rain is falling on my window pane
But we are hiding in a safer place
Under covers staying dry and warm
You give me feelings that I adore
They start in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
What am I going to say
When you make me feel this way?
I just, mmmmm
And they start in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
'Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth
And it starts in my soul
And I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feeling shows
'cause you make me smile baby
Just take your time now
Holdin' me tight
Wherever wherever wherever you go
Wherever wherever wherever you go
wherever you go
I always know
'Cause you make me smile
Even just for a while
---
:)
I've been awake for a while now
You've got me feelin' like a child now
'Cause every time I see your bubbly face
I get the tinglies in a silly place
They start in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
The rain is falling on my window pane
But we are hiding in a safer place
Under covers staying dry and warm
You give me feelings that I adore
They start in my toes
Make me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
What am I going to say
When you make me feel this way?
I just, mmmmm
And they start in my toes
Makes me crinkle my nose
Wherever it goes
I always know
That you make me smile
Please stay for a while now
Just take your time
Wherever you go
I've been asleep for a while now
You tuck me in just like a child now
'Cause every time you hold me in your arms
I'm comfortable enough to feel your warmth
And it starts in my soul
And I lose all control
When you kiss my nose
The feeling shows
'cause you make me smile baby
Just take your time now
Holdin' me tight
Wherever wherever wherever you go
Wherever wherever wherever you go
wherever you go
I always know
'Cause you make me smile
Even just for a while
---
:)
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
N
You are not the second, third, fourth or fifth thing on my mind when I wake up. You are the only thing on my mind. You and me. Us. I am trying to comprehend the drastic changes that've happened in my life in the last week and a half. Everything seems so surreal, like it's not really happening to me. And I still wonder how you happened to me. I'm glad you happened to me.
I haven't been this happy in a while. Thank you.
I haven't been this happy in a while. Thank you.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
To New Beginnings.
Like always, something I read sums up pretty much all that I want to say right now.
:)
:D
:)
We wait for the perfect thing to happen. To meet the perfect person. To land the
perfect job. To wake up one day to that perfect figure.
But maybe perfect things don’t exist. All we get is a chance to choose, what imperfections we live with.
:)
:D
:)
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